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How to Write Funny — It’s All About Timing

♥ April 28th, 2009 , Tags : , , , No Comment

DEV DAAS asked:


My Dad has this old joke that goes, “What’s the most important thing about humor?” After a short pause, he interjects, “TIMING!”

I’ve rolled my eyes many a time over this joke.

But here’s a new version for writers: “What’s the most important thing about writing funny? …… WORDING!”

Whether you’re talking about stand-up comedy or humorous writing, surprise is one of the biggest elements of laughter. (Yes, Dad, I know, “Surprise” is what your little timing-joke is really all about.)

Readers become accustomed to seeing things written a certain way. As a writer, you have a choice: give it to them they way they expect, or surprise them with something different.

Here’s an example:

In my article “Does Target Shun Veterans?” I say that Internet Urban Legends are “stories that scare readers into believing such things as rat urine contaminating the tops of their canned peaches, and so forth.” I could have just as easily written, “Internet Urban Legends are stories that scare readers into believing the tops of their canned food are dirty.” But that wouldn’t surprise anyone, and it would have made my piece just another bland “news story.”

I also shook up the sentence about Internet Urban Legends by including some humorous exaggerations. Simply writing “canned food” isn’t nearly as funny as being super specific and writing, “canned peaches,” and being “dirty” is far more typical than having “rat urine” on your lid.

The idea of being very specific is what comedian (and my hero) Jerry Seinfeld has built his entire career on. He doesn’t just talk about flying on an airplane, he mentions everything from the really small bag of peanuts to the pilot announcing the flight play-by-play. As an audience, we laugh at these things because it’s something we’ve experienced but never given much thought to. Who else but Seinfeld could have an entire 30-minute television show about toxic glue on envelopes?

Drawing attention to things that are common to all but seldom discuss makes people chuckle. This is mostly due to their slight embarrassment when they realize “wow, I do that,” but it’s also because for the first time they are paying attention to something they might not have otherwise.

But aside from timing, exaggerations and calling attention to life’s quirks, sentence structure may be the ultimate weapon for writing humor. Just as a lyricist times his verses to a beat, writers need an internal rhythm to make their work conversational and surprising. There is quite a difference between writing a factual news piece and composing a humorous essay, but the biggest difference is sentence structure. Cut-and-dry news pieces need to follow a formula so that the content doesn’t get lost. When writing a narrative or essay, however, you can play with pauses (dashes, colons, etc.), italics and words to create a feeling and rhythm.



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Making a Serious Business Out of Funny Clothing

♥ April 13th, 2009 , Tags : , , , No Comment

Michael D’Elena asked:


I am not exactly a fan of funny clothing, at least not until I stumbled upon a site called Recklessts.com. The site greeted me with samples of really funny shirts that I practically laughed my heart out. Calling these funny t-shirts is an understatement, hilarious tees will be a more suited name for the amazing hilarious t-shirts. I found the aspect of wearing these humorous t-shirts around town really exciting.

Aside from carrying the funny tees around, I am also considering making some bucks out of the stuff. I noticed that funny shirts are a growing trend in our town and it would be a good business to sell original funny t-shirts. Recklessts.com is truly a good source for unique funny tees. So it is a wonderful thing that the site actually offers price cuts for wholesale orders. I am planning to open a retail shop that offers all types of funny clothing. I think my target market will bite the idea.

Other good news for the business minded is that Recklessts.com offers custom screen printing in Tempe Arizona. Now you can accept bulk orders from sororities and fraternities based in your locality. If you do your own screen printing, you can check out the site’s BLANK TEES PAGE. Yes, you got it right. The site also sells blank shirts of all colors and sizes. If you are wondering about the quality of the shirts, you will find the following information useful. Recklessts uses the standard 6.1 ounce Gildan Heavyweight 100% cotton. This spells high quality cotton, practically the best in the market.

Recklessts.com is owned and managed by three alumni from the Arizona State University who claim to truly love their jobs. I hope to say the same thing about my job someday. I am counting on the retail shop I am planning to open to grant me my wish.

As for Recklessts.com, the site speaks of a promising future. What with its really customer-friendly service. Its Return Policy gives a money back guarantee for unsatisfied customers. The only requirement is that you return them unwashed and unworn within 30 days of your purchase. And if you are worried about the information you will be giving out, the site’s Privacy Police should ease you of your worries. The Site works hand in hand with PayPal to ensure that your financial information is well guarded from identity thieves.

Now if you have some really great ideas for funny t-shirt prints, Recklessts.com will be happy to hear from you. I find one published suggestion really interesting. The idea is that a sign saying “This way to paradise” be printed at the front of the shirt with an arrow pointing towards the crotch. Now this is good stuff for men. As for girls who don’t shave, you’ll find one idea interesting. It’s suggesting a print that says “this way to the jungle.” Now you’ll have people thinking.

A good news for people who like to wear hats—Recklessts.com now offers a whole new range of funny hats. Why not set a new trend in town? The funny t-shirts clicked, I’m sure these funny hats will follow suit.



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